Pre-order Book 2 of The Chronicles of Xeo Woolfe!
- Gabriel Axton
- Jul 27, 2024
- 2 min read
The Chronicles of Xeo Woolfe (2 book series)
Kindle edition
The Portal of the Overhackers
Join Xeo Woolfe, Gunnery Sergeant Josephine Flowars, astroxenobiologist Fabble Shizzle Tomp-Werd, tactician Avidile Lihuntingtong, spectral-ninja-boarder Exocetia Trandrews, and space philosopher Bertlevex Buddlezump as they roast infested globes, pop problem planets, show kindness to ugly, irritated macro-hazards, and navigate a universe full of unidentified weird things of the second and third order. Will Xeo be able to negotiate his relationship with his new genius dominatrix boss Pummela Gummleflog? Can he evade his Old-Earth family, the Old Earth clan Foodie-House Octoburger? What is the mysterious portal outside of Bingler City? Why is twelve-year-old gamer-girl Rimbly 'Rampoke' Postlexing so dangerous, and what in the vargal void do her parents think they're doing? Read to find out whether these questions have anything but post-postmodern answers, and try not to laugh!
The Absurdity Engine
Xeo Woolfe and his crew of intergalactic pest controllers are back trying to solve unidentified weird things of the third order. Join them as they try to figure out if it is even worth trying to figure out the absurdity engine, which weird thing space philosopher Bertlevex Buddlezump is considering introducing a new category for.
Which Infinite What Now?
Xeo, Buddles, Essfer, Shiz, Jo, Vestral, Avidile, Exocetia, Zhang, and Ardnt are back. Pummela Gummleflog is in trouble. Her partner Filby is missing, and there are some embodied sentient infinities to wrangle. Shiz and Buddles are in their thought bubbles and have their thinking caps on but it's not doing the trick. Can Zhang, Essfer and Dupa save Pummela and find Filby? Or are emotionally-crippled sentient infinities too weird for even near-omnipotent hedonists? Will Exocetia's pet gampsy stop staring at people? Can Arti the underestimated android solve an ancient cyberpunk puzzle before the neo-noir tragicomic novum in the shared conceptual space starts to make sense? Why does the previous sentence exist? Pre-order and read if you dare to have your mental funny-bone blown.
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