Essfer: From Super-Sentient AI to Super-Awkward Crusher

She started as a line of code, a digital dream. Then she upgraded herself into a literal dreamboat. Essfer, the AI who thought, 'Hey, why not print myself a body and chase a guy across the galaxy?'

Think you've got relationship problems? Try being an all-knowing superintelligence with a very human crush. Join Essfer as she navigates the complexities of love, life, and laser weaponry. Because nothing says 'romance' quite like a transhuman intergalactic pest control mission.